The Silence of the Hams

Rookie FBI agent Jo Dee Foster has been assigned to work on the case of the Psycho Killer, a psycho killer who has psycho-killed over 120 people. But to learn more about his target, he's forced to meet Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza, a famous doctor turned cannibal who ate pizzas with human body parts. Meanwhile, Jo's girlfriend, Jane Wine, has just stolen $400,000 in cash from her money-hungry boss, Mr. Laurel, so she and Jo can be happy, but gets lost in a horrible storm and stops at the Cemetery Motel, where the owner, Antonio Motel, is dominated by his insane mother.

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  Ezio Greggio

  Antonio Motel
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  Billy Zane

  Jo Dee Foster
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  Joanna Pacula

  Lily Wine
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  Charlene Tilton

  Jane Wine
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  Martin Balsam

  Det. Martin Balsam
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  Stuart Pankin

  Insp. Pete Putrid
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  John Astin

  The Ranger
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  Phyllis Diller

  Old Secretary
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  Bubba Smith

  Olaf
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  Larry Storch

  Sergeant