Don't Suck

Pete Brennan is a middle-aged stand-up comedian who’s spent half his life chasing laughs in dingy dive bars & diners. When given a last shot at stardom to appear on a network special starring Russell Peters, he goes on tour to prepare. Yet he was not prepared for is his opening act, Ethan Barr, a 417-year-old vampire who just unleashed his thirst for blood by devouring a gun-wielding heckler after a rough show.

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  Jamie Kennedy

  Pete
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  Matt Rife

  Ethan
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  Ellen Hollman

  Stephanie
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  Russell Peters

  Russell Peters
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  Lauren Compton

  Scarlett
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  Carrot Top

  Carrot Top
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  Lisa Wilcox

  Peggy
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  Maurice Compte

  DJ Minky
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  Jimmie Walker

  Dale
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  Lauren Shaw

  Sarah