Stealing Harvard

John and his girlfriend have vowed to marry once they save $30,000 for their dream house. But the minute they achieve their financial goal, John finds out his niece has been accepted at Harvard, and he's reminded of his promise to pay for her tuition (nearly $30,000). John's friend Duff convinces him to turn to petty crime to make the payment … but Duff's hare-brained schemes spin quickly out of control.

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  Jason Lee

  John Plummer
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  Tom Green

  Walter P. 'Duff' Duffy
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  Leslie Mann

  Elaine Warner
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  Megan Mullally

  Patty Plummer
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  Dennis Farina

  Mr. Warner
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  Tammy Blanchard

  Noreen Plummer
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  Richard Jenkins

  Honorable Judge Emmett Cook
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  Chris Penn

  David Loach
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  John C. McGinley

  Detective Charles
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  Seymour Cassel

  Uncle Jack