No Sex Please - We're British

A porn-store owner orders some new stuff from his supplier, but the delivery address gets mixed with the address of the local Barclays Bank. Here, David (the bank's assistant manager) and his new wife are shocked when photos, then films and finally two girls are sent to them in their bank-supplied flat. They and the bank's head cashier then hatch a plan to get rid of the porn—without letting their boss, the local police and David's mother in on what is happening.

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  Ronnie Corbett

  Brian Runnicles
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  Beryl Reid

  Bertha Hunter
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  Arthur Lowe

  Mr. Leslie Bromley
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  Ian Ogilvy

  David Hunter
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  Susan Penhaligon

  Penny Hunter
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  Michael Bates

  Mr. Arnold Needham
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  Cheryl Hall

  Daphne Martin
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  Deryck Guyler

  Park Keeper
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  Valerie Leon

  Susan
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  Margaret Nolan

  Barbara