The Onion Movie

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

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  Len Cariou

  Norm Archer
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  Steven Seagal

  Cock Puncher
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  Larissa Laskin

  Dana Dobbs
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  Ken Takemoto

  Sensei
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  Don McManus

  Dennis McCormick
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  Michael Bolton

  Michael Bolton
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  Ahmed Ahmed

  Ahmed
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  Brendan Fletcher

  White Black Guy Tim
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  Daniel Dae Kim

  Ivy Leaguer
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  Meredith Baxter

  Cooking Show Chef