The Mating Habits of the Earthbound Human

David Hyde Pierce, playing an alien (credited as infinity-cubed in the opening credits), narrates a courtship in a late-20th century American city as an extraterrestrial nature documentary. The relationship "footage" is played straight, while the voice-over (with its most often wildly inaccurate theories) and elaborate visual metaphors add comedy.

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  Mackenzie Astin

  The Male
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  Carmen Electra

  The Female
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  David Hyde Pierce

  The Narrator
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  Markus Redmond

  The Male's Friend
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  Lucy Liu

  The Female's Asian Friend
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  Lisa Rotondi

  The Female's Slutty Friend
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  Sharon Wyatt

  The Male's Mother
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  Jack Kehler

  The Male's Father
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  Leo Rossi

  The Female's Father
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  Marc Blucas

  The Female's Ex-Boyfriend