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At popular South Beach University, filthy rich super-snob Victoria English is the absolute queen of leading Greek student club, Sigma Sigma. In order to achieve her crowning ambition, winning FHM Magazine's annual best sorority, she must recruit atypical 'Sigmies' to fulfill the diversity criteria. Ambitious sycophant pledge Kristen Haas helps her attract 'losers' (too poor, ugly, unfashionable), who are cruelly put through excruciating hazing, without intent to actually enroll them. Gloria, the brightest and most assertive pledge, wins the heart of Derek 'baby Dick', Victoria's ideal, yet constantly abused boyfriend, whose bitch-addiction is cured by this alternative lover. Together they lead the revolt of the not-even-nerds.

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  Paris Hilton

  Victoria English
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  Paula Garcés

  Gloria Torrez
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  Sarah Carter

  Kristen Haas
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  Simon Rex

  Derek
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  Geoffrey Arend

  Dax / Mother / Photographer
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  Alexis Thorpe

  Morgan
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  Bianca Lawson

  Monique
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  Kerri Kenney

  Kathy Johnson
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  Diva Zappa

  Babs Cohen
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  Greg Cipes

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