Takeshis'

Beat Takeshi lives the busy and sometimes surreal life of a showbiz celebrity. One day he meets his blond lookalike named Kitano, a shy convenience store cashier, who, still an unknown actor, is waiting for his big break. After their paths cross, Kitano seems to begin hallucinating about becoming Beat.

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  Takeshi Kitano

  Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano
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  Kotomi Kyōno

  Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor
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  Kayoko Kishimoto

  Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer
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  Ren Osugi

  Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver
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  Susumu Terajima

  Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor
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  Tetsu Watanabe

  TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor
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  Akihiro Miwa

  Self
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  Naomasa Musaka

  Film Studios Tattooist
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  Koichi Ueda

  Film Crew Member close to the Director
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  Kanji Tsuda

  Film Director