Screwballs

Welcome to T & A High, where the entire student body including campus virgin Purity Busch, chronic masturbator Melvin Jerkovski, repressed Principal Stuckoff and blonde bombshell Bootsie Goodhead all must rise to the challenges of freshman breast exams, bikini cheerleader attacks, inappropriate uses of bowling ball holes and much more.

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  Peter Keleghan

  Rick McKay
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  Linda Shayne

  Bootsie Goodhead
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  Nanci Chambers

  Trisha
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  Raven De La Croix

  Miss Anna Tommical
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  Jennifer Inch

  Student Getting Breast Exam (uncredited)