Purely Belter

Gerry and Sewell are broke. Gerry's still at school and Sewell is unemployed. They both wish for better things in life. Owning two season tickets to their beloved football club is their biggest dream of all. The tickets cost £1000 - they're £1000 short. But they are nothing if not resourceful, and they set themselves a mission to raise the cash. While they think up increasingly outlandish money making schemes - from selling junk to shoplifting and the odd bit of housebreaking - real life begins to interfere with the pair's final scam going hilariously awry landing them in jail, only to discover that their punishment gets them exactly where they want to be!

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  Charlie Hardwick

  Mrs. McCarten
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  Roy Hudd

  Mr. Sewell
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  Tim Healy

  Mr. McCarten
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  Kevin Whately

  Mr. Caird
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  Kerry Ann Christiansen

  Bridget
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  Tracey Wilkinson

  Mrs. Caird
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  Willie Ross

  Ginga
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  Val McLane

  Maureen
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  Adam Fogerty

  Zak
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  Anne Orwin

  Auntie Maud