The Cereal Man

In 2010, a ginger boy came out the clos- I mean pantry, and he gave Andrew cereal. He traumatized Andrew and exactly one year later, after Andrew had moved to a new house, he came back. Since then, Andrew has dedicated his life to finding and stopping this man. It's been especially hard because the ginger hasn't shown up since 2011.

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  Andrew Rhyne

  as Himself