Confessions from a Holiday Camp

Timmy Lea and his brother-in-law Sidney Noggett are working as entertainment officers at Funfrall, a typical British holiday camp. The staff are lazy and inefficient, preferring to laze by the pool rather than organise activities for the holiday campers. A new owner, Mr. Whitemonk, an ex-prison officer, takes over the camp and is determined to install discipline into the staff. He is on the verge of dismissing Timmy and Sidney; however, Sidney's suggestion of organising a beauty contest changes his mind.

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  Robin Askwith

  Timmy Lea
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  Anthony Booth

  Sid Noggett
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  Doris Hare

  Mrs. Lea
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  Bill Maynard

  Mr. Walter Lea
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  Sheila White

  Rosie Noggett
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  Liz Fraser

  Mrs. Antonia Whitemonk
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  Linda Hayden

  Brigitte Dubois
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  John Junkin

  Mr. William Whitemonk
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  Lance Percival

  Lionel
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  Nicola Blackman

  Blackbird