What Happens Next Will Scare You

Staying late in their office on a Friday night, a motley crew of click-bait article authors are tasked with finding the top thirteen scariest online videos in preparation for a Halloween roll-out. When an early entry promises to curse whoever watches the cryptic link, our snarky writers must distinguish fact from fiction before a crescendo of paranormal disturbances lead to real-life murders.

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  Melissa LaMartina

  Rachel Silver
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  Kendra North

  Officer Rebecca Harrington (segment "Police Dash Cam Captures Bigfoot!")
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  Leanna Chamish

  911 Operator (segment "Funeral Home Invasion 911 Call") (voice)
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  George Stover

  Charles Goyer (segment "From The Shadows: Meet Scraps")
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  Chris LaMartina

  Randy (segment "Lake Zaca Monster") (voice)