Season 12
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E16: Of Course He's Dead (2) -
E15: Of Course He's Dead (1) -
E14: Don't Give a Monkey a Gun -
E13: Boompa Loved His Hookers -
E12: A Beer-Battered Rip-Off -
E11: For Whom the Booty Calls -
E10: Here I Come, Pants! -
E9: Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey -
E8: Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey -
E7: Sex with an Animated Ed Asner -
E6: Alan Shot a Little Girl -
E5: Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. -
E4: Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight -
E3: Glamping in a Yurt -
E2: A Chic Bar in Ibiza -
E1: The Ol' Mexican Spinach
Season 11
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E22: Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead -
E21: Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot -
E20: Lotta Delis in Little Armenia -
E19: Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang -
E18: West Side Story -
E17: Welcome Home, Jake -
E16: How to Get Rid of Alan Harper -
E15: Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin -
E14: Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe -
E13: Bite Me, Supreme Court -
E12: Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. -
E11: Tazed in the Lady Nuts -
E10: On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! -
E9: Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer -
E8: Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. -
E7: Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie -
E6: Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants -
E5: Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 -
E4: Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank -
E3: This Unblessed Biscuit -
E2: I Think I Banged Lucille Ball -
E1: Nangnangnangnang
Season 10
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E23: Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped -
E22: My Bodacious Vidalia -
E21: Another Night with Neil Diamond -
E20: Bazinga! That's from a TV Show -
E19: Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon -
E18: The 9:04 from Pemberton -
E17: Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries -
E16: Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby -
E15: Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It -
E14: Run, Steven Staven! Run! -
E13: Grab a Feather and Get in Line -
E12: Welcome to Alancrest -
E11: Give Santa a Tail-Hole -
E10: One Nut Johnson -
E9: I Scream When I Pee -
E8: Something My Gynecologist Said -
E7: Avoid the Chinese Mustard -
E6: Ferrets, Attack! -
E5: That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam -
E4: You Do Know What the Lollipop's For -
E3: Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt -
E2: A Big Bag of Dog -
E1: I Changed My Mind About the Milk
Season 9
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E24: Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! -
E23: The Straw in My Donut Hole -
E22: Why We Gave Up Women -
E21: Mr. Hose Says "Yes" -
E20: Grandma's Pie -
E19: Palmdale, Ech -
E18: The War Against Gingivitis -
E17: Not in My Mouth! -
E16: Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy -
E15: The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack -
E14: A Possum on Chemo -
E13: Slowly and in a Circular Fashion -
E12: One False Move, Zimbabwe! -
E11: What a Lovely Landing Strip -
E10: A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes -
E9: Frodo's Headshots -
E8: Thank You for the Intercourse -
E7: Those Fancy Japanese Toilets -
E6: The Squat and Hover -
E5: A Giant Cat Holding a Churro -
E4: Nine Magic Fingers -
E3: Big Girls Don't Throw Food -
E2: People Who Love Peepholes -
E1: Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Season 8
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E16: That Darn Priest -
E15: Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak -
E14: Lookin' for Japanese Subs -
E13: Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup -
E12: Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead -
E11: Dead from the Waist Down -
E10: Ow, Ow, Don't Stop -
E9: A Good Time in Central Africa -
E8: Springtime on a Stick -
E7: The Crazy Bitch Gazette -
E6: Twanging Your Magic Clanger -
E5: The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel -
E4: Hookers, Hookers, Hookers -
E3: A Pudding-Filled Cactus -
E2: A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer -
E1: Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Season 7
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E22: This Is Not Gonna End Well -
E21: Gumby with a Pokey -
E20: I Called Him Magoo -
E19: Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave -
E18: Ixnay on the Oggie Day -
E17: I Found Your Moustache -
E16: Tinkle Like a Princess -
E15: Aye, Aye, Captain Douche -
E14: Crude and Uncalled For -
E13: Yay, No Polyps! -
E12: Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste -
E11: Warning, It's Dirty -
E10: That's Why They Call It "Ball Room" -
E9: Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair -
E8: Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. -
E7: Untainted by Filth -
E6: Give Me Your Thumb -
E5: For the Sake of the Child -
E4: Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator -
E3: Mmm, Fish. Yum. -
E2: Whipped Unto the Third Generation -
E1: 818-JKLPUZO
Season 6
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E24: Baseball Was Better with Steroids -
E23: Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth -
E22: Sir Lancelot's Litter Box -
E21: Above Exalted Cyclops -
E20: Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau -
E19: The Two Finger Rule -
E18: My Son's Enormous Head -
E17: The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? -
E16: She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime -
E15: I'd Like to Start with the Cat -
E14: David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie -
E13: I Think You Offended Don -
E12: Thank God for Scoliosis -
E11: The Devil's Lube -
E10: He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited -
E9: The Mooch at the Boo -
E8: Pinocchio's Mouth -
E7: Best H.O. Money Can Buy -
E6: It's Always Nazi Week -
E5: A Jock Strap in Hell -
E4: The Flavin' and the Mavin' -
E3: Damn You, Eggs Benedict -
E2: Pie Hole, Herb -
E1: Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Season 5
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E19: Waiting for the Right Snapper -
E18: If My Hole Could Talk -
E17: Fish in a Drawer -
E16: Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty -
E15: Rough Night in Hump Junction -
E14: Winky-Dink Time -
E13: The Soil Is Moist -
E12: A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh -
E11: Meander to Your Dander -
E10: Kinda Like Necrophilia -
E9: Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids -
E8: Is There a Mrs. Waffles? -
E7: The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room -
E6: Help Daddy Find His Toenail -
E5: Putting Swim Fins on a Cat -
E4: City of Great Racks -
E3: Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo -
E2: Media Room Slash Dungeon -
E1: Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Season 4
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E24: Prostitutes and Gelato -
E23: Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' -
E22: Mr. McGlue's Feedbag -
E21: Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous -
E20: Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot -
E19: Smooth as a Ken Doll -
E18: It Never Rains in Hooterville -
E17: I Merely Slept with a Commie -
E16: Young People Have Phlegm Too -
E15: My Damn Stalker -
E14: That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami -
E13: Don't Worry, Speed Racer -
E12: Castrating Sheep in Montana -
E11: Walnuts and Demerol -
E10: Kissing Abe Lincoln -
E9: Corey's Been Dead for an Hour -
E8: Release the Dogs -
E7: Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head -
E6: Apologies for the Frivolity -
E5: A Live Woman of Proven Fertility -
E4: A Pot-Smokin' Monkey -
E3: The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress -
E2: Who Is This Vod Kanockers? -
E1: Working for Caligula
Season 3
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E24: That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite -
E23: Arguments for the Quickie -
E22: Just Once with Aunt Sophie -
E21: And the Plot Moistens -
E20: Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro -
E19: Golly Moses, She's a Muffin -
E18: The Spit-Covered Cobbler -
E17: The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer -
E16: Ergo, the Booty Call -
E15: My Tongue Is Meat -
E14: Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded -
E13: Humiliation Is a Visual Medium -
E12: That Special Tug -
E11: Santa's Village of the Damned -
E10: Something Salted and Twisted -
E9: Madame and Her Special Friend -
E8: That Voodoo That I Do Do -
E7: Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop -
E6: Hi, Mr. Horned One -
E5: We Called It Mr. Pinky -
E4: Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs -
E3: Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark -
E2: Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover -
E1: Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Season 2
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E24: Does This Smell Funny to You? -
E23: Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab -
E22: That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother -
E21: A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On -
E20: I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey -
E19: A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise -
E18: It Was 'Mame', Mom -
E17: Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! -
E16: Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? -
E15: Smell the Umbrella Stand -
E14: Those Big Pink Things with Coconut -
E13: Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair) -
E12: A Lungful of Alan -
E11: Last Chance to See Those Tattoos -
E10: The Salmon Under My Sweater -
E9: Yes, Monsignor -
E8: Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers -
E7: A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana -
E6: The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance -
E5: Bad News from the Clinic? -
E4: Go Get Mommy's Bra -
E3: A Bag Full of Jawea -
E2: Enjoy Those Garlic Balls -
E1: Back Off, Mary Poppins
Season 1
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E24: Can You Feel My Finger? -
E23: Just Like Buffalo -
E22: My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet -
E21: No Sniffing, No Wowing -
E20: Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark -
E19: I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You -
E18: An Old Flame with a New Wick -
E17: Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats -
E16: That Was Saliva, Alan -
E15: Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick -
E14: I Can't Afford Hyenas -
E13: Sarah Like Puny Alan -
E12: Camel Filters and Pheromones -
E11: Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor -
E10: Merry Thanksgiving -
E9: Phase One, Complete -
E8: Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful -
E7: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake -
E6: Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? -
E5: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump -
E4: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap -
E3: Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell -
E2: Big Flappy Bastards -
E1: Pilot
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Two and a Half Men
7.4
23 September 2026
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Comedy
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A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
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Ashton KutcherWalden Schmidt -
Jon CryerAlan Harper -
Conchata FerrellBerta
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