E6: Rule #1: Keep the Toast Short

E5: Rule #303: Burn That S... to the Ground

E4: Rule No. 63: It's a Marathon, Not a Sprint

E3: Rule #97: It Takes Two to Stab Yourself in the Butt

E2: Rule No. 149: Don’t Eat the Yellow Snow

E1: Rule No. 773: Step and Repeat

E6: Rule No. 155: Go With the Magician

E5: Rule No. 930: Plan for New Plans

E4: Rule 49: Let It Shine

E3: Rule #706: Let Them Eat Cupcakes

E2: Rule #10: Just Survive

E13: Rule #59: Happily Ever After Is an Oxymoron

E12: Rule #876: Everything Does Not Happen for a Reason

E11: Rule #118: Let Her Eat Cake

E10: Rule #36: If You Can't Stand the Heat, You're Cooked

E9: Rule #81: There's No Crying in Porn

E8: Rule #79: Labels Are For Canned Goods

E7: Rule #14: No Means...No

E6: Rule #25: Beware the Second Chance

E5: Rule #72: Embrace Your Inner Prom Queen... But Not Too Much