E14: Memoir (2)

E13: Funeral (1)

E12: A New Home and a Traditional Texas Torture

E11: A Little Snip and Teaching Old Dogs

E10: Community Service and the Key to a Happy Marriage

E9: A Fancy Article and a Scholarship for a Baby

E8: An Ankle Monitor and a Big Plastic Crap House

E7: A Proper Wedding and Skeletons in the Closet

E6: Baptists, Catholics and an Attempted Drowning

E5: A Frankenstein's Monster and a Crazy Church Guy

E4: Ants on a Log and a Cheating Winker

E3: A Strudel and a Hot American Boy Toy

E2: A Roulette Wheel and a Piano Playing Dog

E1: A Wiener Schnitzel and Underwear in a Tree

E22: A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring

E21: A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet

E20: German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat

E19: A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler

E18: Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal

E17: A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult

E16: A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam

E15: Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame

E14: A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being

E13: A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters

E12: A Baby Shower and a Testosterone-Rich Banter

E11: Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest

E10: Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting

E9: College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle

E8: Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha

E7: A Tougher Nut and a Note on File

E6: An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football

E5: A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy'

E4: Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero

E3: Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy

E2: Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific

E1: Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo

E22: Clogged Pore, a Little Spanish and the Future

E21: White Trash, Holy Rollers and Punching People

E20: Uncle Sheldon and a Hormonal Firecracker

E18: Babies, Lies and a Resplendent Cannoli

E17: A Solo Peanut, a Social Butterfly and the Truth

E16: A Suitcase Full of Cash and a Yellow Clown Car

E15: A Lobster, an Armadillo and a Way Bigger Number

E14: A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles

E13: A Lot of Band-Aids and the Cooper Surrender

E12: A Pink Cadillac and a Glorious Tribal Dance

E11: A Lock-In, a Weather Girl and a Disgusting Habit

E10: An Expensive Glitch and a Goof-Off Room

E9: The Yips and an Oddly Hypnotic Bohemian

E8: The Grand Chancellor and a Den of Sin

E7: An Introduction to Engineering and a Glob of Hair Gel

E6: Money Laundering and a Cascade of Hormones

E5: Stuffed Animals and a Sweet Southern Syzygy

E4: Pish Posh and a Secret Back Room

E3: Potential Energy and Hooch on a Park Bench

E2: Snoopin' Around and the Wonder Twins of Atheism

E1: One Bad Night and Chaos of Selfish Desires

E18: The Wild and Woolly World of Nonlinear Dynamics

E17: A Black Hole

E16: A Second Prodigy and the Hottest Tips for Pouty Lips

E15: A Virus, Heartbreak and a World of Possibilities

E14: Mitch's Son and the Unconditional Approval of a Government Agency

E13: The Geezer Bus and a New Model for Education

E12: A Box of Treasure and the Meemaw of Science

E11: A Pager, a Club and a Cranky Bag of Wrinkles

E10: Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts

E9: Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey

E8: An Existential Crisis and a Bear That Makes Bubbles

E7: A Philosophy Class and Worms That Can Chase You

E6: Freshman Orientation and the Inventor of The Zipper

E5: A Musty Crypt and a Stick to Pee On

E4: Bible Camp and a Chariot of Love

E3: Training Wheels and an Unleashed Chicken

E2: A Docent, A Little Lady and a Bouncer Named Dalton

E1: Graduation

E21: A Secret Letter and a Lowly Disc of Processed Meat

E20: A Baby Tooth and the Egyptian God of Knowledge

E19: A House for Sale and Serious Woman Stuff

E18: A Couple Bruised Ribs and a Cereal Box Ghost Detector

E17: An Academic Crime and a More Romantic Taco Bell

E16: Pasadena

E15: A Boyfriend's Ex-Wife and a Good Luck Head Rub

E14: A Slump, a Cross and Roadside Gravel

E13: