Season 30
Season 29
Season 28
- E10: That Sounds a Bit Bootycally
- E9: You Can't Reheat the Soufflé, If You Know What I Mean?
- E8: You Are Cock Blocking Yourself
- E7: All the Other Rabbits Are Also Fighting Me For the Carrot
- E6: Do You Still Have Feelings For Me?
- E5: We're Turning Back Time In Our Face, Not In Our Relationships
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E4: You've Got to Shoot Your Shot -
E3: Am I Like a Pawn In a Bigger Game? -
E2: He's Literally a Slimy Slug, He's Very Slug-Esque -
E1: I Think She's Got Gentry in Her
Season 27
- E10: "Is Your Ego That Big?"
- E9: "I Put Onions On Hot Dogs, So Might As Well Put Them On Caviar"
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E8: Doesn't She Look Like a Tall Glass of Champagne? -
E7: There Was An Absolute Vibe -
E6: I Always Get Sucked Back In -
E5: Have I Let Go Of The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me? -
E4: Exes Be Gone -
E3: I Wanna Release My Freak -
E2: Did We Witness A Pantomime? -
E1: He Likes Gardening, You Like Gucci
Season 26
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E10: You're Not Going To Police Who I Can And Can't Be Friends With -
E9: He's The Epitome Of A Wet Wipe -
E8: I'm Looking For A Nicer, Calmer Life -
E7: My Eyes Just Did Five Blackflips -
E6: You're Going To Have To Park Your Principles In Your Ass Right Now -
E5: Here's Your Box Of Bullshit -
E4: When Life Gives You Lemons, Get With Olivia Bentley -
E3: And The Pot Has Been Stirred -
E2: We Love The Grey Zone -
E1: Don't Get Dickmatized By This Man
Season 25
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E11: The Only Pain I Want in My Life is Champagne -
E10: One Of You Needs To Bite The Bullet -
E9: Rosé and Emotions Got the Better of Me -
E8: I Can't Argue With Stupid -
E7: It Was Cringy, It Was Creepy and I Did It -
E6: I'm Living In His Head Rent Free -
E5: If Lily's Tongue Wasn't Down Billy's Throat It Was Up Harvey's Arse -
E4: I’ve Heard Quieter Chihuahuas -
E3: In England We Play Happy Families -
E2: I Want You to be Happy In a ‘More Is More’ Way -
E1: I’ve Never Felt More Single In My Life
Season 24
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E10: Maeva Is Definitely The Head Of The Snake -
E9: You Don't Really Know Someone Until You Kiss Them -
E8: I've Got A Feeling I Might Like Her More Than Julius -
E7: Take Your Red Bus And Shove It Up Your Ars*h*le -
E6: I'm A One Guy Kinda Girl -
E5: You're Not George Clooney -
E4: She Just Kept Talking Like A Dishwasher -
E3: You Are the Bane of My Life and the Love of My Life -
E2: She’s Burnt More Bridges Than There Are in London -
E1: Miles is My Little Protégé
Season 23
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E10: Why Be Kind When You Can Be a Bitch? -
E9: This Is His Worst Nightmare -
E8: Silence Speaks Volumes -
E7: Is There No Decorum Anymore? -
E6: Let's Give It Another Go -
E5: I'll Literally Regret It Forever -
E4: The Truth Always Comes Out -
E3: Fashion Is Repulsive -
E2: I'm Back -
E1: She's Like a Snake in Sheep's Clothing
Season 22
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E12: Christmas (2) -
E11: Christmas: I Didn’t Realise How Well Endowed You Were -
E10: Big Dig Energy -
E9: I’m Sorry for Having a Moment of Weakness -
E8: This is a Very Big Red Flag in Front of a Very Scary Bull -
E7: If They Get Married I Will Eat My Own Scrotum -
E6: My Heart Was Made Into Beef Carpaccio -
E5: I Want a Man Who Buys Me Diamonds, Not Silver -
E4: Trust is Built in Droplets and Lost in Buckets -
E3: I Think You're Dismissed Now -
E2: You're Literally Pouring Gasoline on the Fire -
E1: Did You Miss Me a Little Bit?
Season 21
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E12: Prince Charmings Will Come And Go...But I'll Always Be Here -
E11: I Will Skateboard On Your Head -
E10: Hurry Up And Break Up With Your Boyfriend -
E9: I'm Moody, If You're Broody -
E8: We've Just Had A Nice Friendly Jacuzzi... What's Up With That? -
E7: I'm Coming From A Good Place...For Once -
E6: The Thing With You Maeva Is You're Just Slightly Misunderstood -
E5: I've Had More Comfortable Gynaecological Appointments -
E4: I Don't Play Hard To Get -
E3: Julius Is Nursing A Semi -
E2: Stop Spitting On My Mink! -
E1: It's Just...Lighting The Match
Season 20
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E12: The Wedding -
E11: Ctrl + Alt + Delete Habbs -
E10: She Just Got A Bit Over Familiar -
E9: Crumbs -
E8: You Get Angry At Your Own Voice -
E7: I Can Get Hard If You Need Me To, Clive -
E6: Once The Sex Is Gone, The Relationship Is Gone -
E5: You're My Friend, But I Also Quite Wanna Kiss You -
E4: I Did Something Really Bad -
E3: With Great Rig Comes Great Responsibility -
E2: You're Leaving A Couple Of Vipers For Another Couple Of Vipers -
E1: 3AM is Prime Time Booty Call
