Season 30
Season 29
Season 28
- E10: That Sounds a Bit Bootycally
- E9: You Can't Reheat the Soufflé, If You Know What I Mean?
- E8: You Are Cock Blocking Yourself
- E7: All the Other Rabbits Are Also Fighting Me For the Carrot
- E6: Do You Still Have Feelings For Me?
- E5: We're Turning Back Time In Our Face, Not In Our Relationships
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E4: You've Got to Shoot Your Shot -
E3: Am I Like a Pawn In a Bigger Game? -
E2: He's Literally a Slimy Slug, He's Very Slug-Esque -
E1: I Think She's Got Gentry in Her
Season 27
- E10: "Is Your Ego That Big?"
- E9: "I Put Onions On Hot Dogs, So Might As Well Put Them On Caviar"
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E8: Doesn't She Look Like a Tall Glass of Champagne? -
E7: There Was An Absolute Vibe -
E6: I Always Get Sucked Back In -
E5: Have I Let Go Of The Best Thing That Ever Happened To Me? -
E4: Exes Be Gone -
E3: I Wanna Release My Freak -
E2: Did We Witness A Pantomime? -
E1: He Likes Gardening, You Like Gucci
Season 26
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E10: You're Not Going To Police Who I Can And Can't Be Friends With -
E9: He's The Epitome Of A Wet Wipe -
E8: I'm Looking For A Nicer, Calmer Life -
E7: My Eyes Just Did Five Blackflips -
E6: You're Going To Have To Park Your Principles In Your Ass Right Now -
E5: Here's Your Box Of Bullshit -
E4: When Life Gives You Lemons, Get With Olivia Bentley -
E3: And The Pot Has Been Stirred -
E2: We Love The Grey Zone -
E1: Don't Get Dickmatized By This Man
Season 25
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E11: The Only Pain I Want in My Life is Champagne -
E10: One Of You Needs To Bite The Bullet -
E9: Rosé and Emotions Got the Better of Me -
E8: I Can't Argue With Stupid -
E7: It Was Cringy, It Was Creepy and I Did It -
E6: I'm Living In His Head Rent Free -
E5: If Lily's Tongue Wasn't Down Billy's Throat It Was Up Harvey's Arse -
E4: I’ve Heard Quieter Chihuahuas -
E3: In England We Play Happy Families -
E2: I Want You to be Happy In a ‘More Is More’ Way -
E1: I’ve Never Felt More Single In My Life
Season 24
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E10: Maeva Is Definitely The Head Of The Snake -
E9: You Don't Really Know Someone Until You Kiss Them -
E8: I've Got A Feeling I Might Like Her More Than Julius -
E7: Take Your Red Bus And Shove It Up Your Ars*h*le -
E6: I'm A One Guy Kinda Girl -
E5: You're Not George Clooney -
E4: She Just Kept Talking Like A Dishwasher -
E3: You Are the Bane of My Life and the Love of My Life -
E2: She’s Burnt More Bridges Than There Are in London -
E1: Miles is My Little Protégé
Season 23
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E10: Why Be Kind When You Can Be a Bitch? -
E9: This Is His Worst Nightmare -
E8: Silence Speaks Volumes -
E7: Is There No Decorum Anymore? -
E6: Let's Give It Another Go -
E5: I'll Literally Regret It Forever -
E4: The Truth Always Comes Out -
E3: Fashion Is Repulsive -
E2: I'm Back -
E1: She's Like a Snake in Sheep's Clothing
Season 22
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E12: Christmas (2) -
E11: Christmas: I Didn’t Realise How Well Endowed You Were -
E10: Big Dig Energy -
E9: I’m Sorry for Having a Moment of Weakness -
E8: This is a Very Big Red Flag in Front of a Very Scary Bull -
E7: If They Get Married I Will Eat My Own Scrotum -
E6: My Heart Was Made Into Beef Carpaccio -
E5: I Want a Man Who Buys Me Diamonds, Not Silver -
E4: Trust is Built in Droplets and Lost in Buckets -
E3: I Think You're Dismissed Now -
E2: You're Literally Pouring Gasoline on the Fire -
E1: Did You Miss Me a Little Bit?
Season 21
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E12: Prince Charmings Will Come And Go...But I'll Always Be Here -
E11: I Will Skateboard On Your Head -
E10: Hurry Up And Break Up With Your Boyfriend -
E9: I'm Moody, If You're Broody -
E8: We've Just Had A Nice Friendly Jacuzzi... What's Up With That? -
E7: I'm Coming From A Good Place...For Once -
E6: The Thing With You Maeva Is You're Just Slightly Misunderstood -
E5: I've Had More Comfortable Gynaecological Appointments -
E4: I Don't Play Hard To Get -
E3: Julius Is Nursing A Semi -
E2: Stop Spitting On My Mink! -
E1: It's Just...Lighting The Match
Season 20
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E12: The Wedding -
E11: Ctrl + Alt + Delete Habbs -
E10: She Just Got A Bit Over Familiar -
E9: Crumbs -
E8: You Get Angry At Your Own Voice -
E7: I Can Get Hard If You Need Me To, Clive -
E6: Once The Sex Is Gone, The Relationship Is Gone -
E5: You're My Friend, But I Also Quite Wanna Kiss You -
E4: I Did Something Really Bad -
E3: With Great Rig Comes Great Responsibility -
E2: You're Leaving A Couple Of Vipers For Another Couple Of Vipers -
E1: 3AM is Prime Time Booty Call
Season 19
Season 18
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E16: End of Yah Quiz -
E15: Let's Get Married -
E14: I Have A Girlfriend... On Paper -
E13: I Wish I Was A Narcissist -
E12: Argentina Baby -
E11: The Dudelsack Is Out! -
E10: If Anyone Could Ride A Lion It’s Tristan -
E9: Let’s Break Some Bread -
E8: He Needs To Go To Better Lad School -
E7: He Must Be Great In The Sack -
E6: I Don’t Know How Many More Nails We Can Put In The Coffin -
E5: Who Brought Maeva? -
E4: I’m The Opposite Of A Narcissist -
E3: This Is Something That Chelsea Lacks – Common Decency! -
E2: Right, I’ve Got A Little Bit Of A Situation -
E1: Victoria, I Will Never Die
Season 17
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E13: As Far As The Wrongest Thing You’ve Ever Done, This Ain’t That Bad -
E12: Some People Are Off Limits -
E11: I’m Gonna Meghan Markle Myself -
E10: Maybe Suck On A Sweet While I Tell You This -
E9: Sometimes When You’re Drunk, The Truth Does Come Out -
E8: I Need To Find A Tree And Feed It Chocolate -
E7: Can We Have Another Sexual Revolution Please? -
E6: She’s A Very Odd Bird -
E5: This Boy Is Getting In Between Our Friendship -
E4: I Was Like The Funny Nice Douche, He’s Just A Douche -
E3: She's Like A Little Slippery Eel -
E2: You Showed My Friend’s Mum Your Testicle -
E1: We Do Complicated, Don't We?
Season 16
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E12: Big Christmas Quiz -
E11: I Think The Best Thing About Christmas Is Once It’s All Over -
E10: I Was Too Blind To Hear It -
E9: You And I Have Gone Down A Very Dark Track -
E8: I’m Going To Redeem Myself And Make Sure Everyone Loves Me -
E7: Some Would Say That I’m The King Of A Gesture -
E6: You’re A Beggy Little Bitch -
E5: I Shan’t Be Climbed -
E4: Rule Number One, Never Give Back The Diamonds Darling -
E3: I Love It When You Get Deep And Dirty -
E2: I Hate When My Human Side Comes Out -
E1: If That’s A Slapped A* Then Slap Me Now
Season 15
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E12: End of Season Party -
E11: Darling, Sabotage Is Such An Ugly Word -
E10: It Is Baller To Be Bad In Bed -
E9: No One Wants To Shag Just A Personality -
E8: I Literally Just Tried To Talk Dirty In Latin -
E7: He Needs A Taste Of His Own Medicine -
E6: Don’t Look At Me When You’re Taking Your Pants Off Please -
E5: Therapy Is Therapeutic, This Is Not Therapy -
E4: I’m Tortoise Sitting For My Neighbour -
E3: Honestly, I’ve Never Felt Like This Before -
E2: Mimi Has Got A Boyfriend, Everyone Else Stay Calm -
E1: I Wanna Know Who She Is And Where She’s Come From
Season 14
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E12: Christmas Ding Dong -
E11: Who Do You Think Deserves A Good Whipping This Year? -
E10: I’m More Domesticated Than A Cat -
E9: Two Can Play At That Game -
E8: I Won’t Have A Buffet Until I’m Dead -
E7: We Don’t Need To Go Down Memory Lane Dude -
E6: Aluminium Is Not Really My Style -
E5: I Don’t Think You Can Have A Proper Relationship Until You’ve Had Your Heart Broken -
E4: The Boy Learnt To Walk In Loaffers, He Will Probably Die Wearing His Loaffers -